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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Honey Suckle Rose

Playing in the Chinese garden the adults were laconic children lulled by a muttering pond. Eventually a bespectacled couple began talking after the man grabbed a lady bug from the women. 

"You want it? Come and get it." 
"Thats rather primal. Where does your tongue come from? "
"Probably from my first identity crisis."
"When was the second?"
"The day after the first."
"Thats quite a feat for a common fickle head." 
"Yes, I know."
"Well, what happened?"
"Don't you remember?"
"No."

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Relativity


Mountains looked at from satellites close up look like wrinkled autumn leaves. 
Cities look like slides of virus' attacking a fertile area.
Atoms were once thought to be the smallest particles. Then scientists found Neutrons and Protons buzzing around like comets at high speeds.  The veins in a body share likeness to a road map. An infant child is the wisest being in the world.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Ten Minutes from 12/24


On my break between classes I have ten minutes to prepare for the next lesson. In the office I found this odd looking man; who had just arrived that morning from Hong Kong, using my chair and the computer next to my desk. He was studying the screen intently. I waited a moment before asking about my chair, but he noticed me and motioned to me. "Hey, look at this." He pointed to the screen. I looked. "This stuff is either crap or treasure." He said. We were both looking at an EBAY advertisement selling a 4 inch paper scrap from a 500 year old latin bible. It was 12 bucks plus 5 for shipping. "Leaf 6," He said "that's page 6."  "Oh."  "Well, I'm buying." He seemed satisfied.  "Good. Can I have my chair back?" "Oh, of course. Are there other chairs I can use?" "There's four over there." "Can I just---Is anybody---OK I'll just.." He groped one chair and placed it in front of the computer. "You know I love noodles," He continued. "It's all I ate in Hong Kong." "Oh really?" "Yea, here they have them but I don't like the seasoning." I removed a paper from a folder and tried to look at it. "The instant noodles are poison, I mean the noodles are fine, but all the crap is in that salt seasoning." "You shouldn't eat those." I said. "Yea, I mean it tastes good, but there's so many chemicals in it. A little is okay. I want to ask them to maybe put a little in next time." "Tell them So-guem Bae Chuseyo--It means Please take out the salt," I offered. "Oh yea, thats easy. Ok." "Ok." 

Four more minutes. Maybe they will be silent ones. A Soju headache was creeping in from the last night. Now thats some poison for you. I reflected on the stream of bars, pork and kimchi pizza, and the purchase of beer at a convenience store; finished in the warmth of a PC 방 at 1,000 Won per hour. Times Up. 
 

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

after work poem

i have decided to re-read things that i know i like
i was trying to read a new poetry book
from the library every week
i felt tired bored under that 'rule'
and have had the same two books
that are boring for more than a month

i had a change of mind about the chapbook
it should just have two or three stories in it
i want to change the story i have been working
on to match the story someone sent me
in length or be close to it
so they fit in the book nicely
then there will be a facebook advertisement for it
and we'll maybe send people copies
and maybe people will send us
stories for the second edition of the chapbook

i like run devil run by Paul McCartney though i don't have it
or haven't listened to it in more than a year.
i like the chapbook they all seem asleep by Matthew Rohrer.
maybe i'll like review that or something.
it's in my pile of things in my 'office'.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

HELLO WINTER

it snowed today in nyc. it's approaching 2am and it's raining now.

so far, fuck the farside chapbook. i don't want to put the things my co-contributer and myself write into peoples lives, though i like the things we both write.
i like talking about stuff that other people do that i like...

new 3bk song.
funny video made by a fellow jets fan/sports journalist...


my friend did a video as part of her journalism degree. i like when the guy talks about a dishwasher:

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Interview with Literary Death Match, Nov. '08 Winner Tao Lin

me:  did you feel normal during the literary death match?
 Tao:  more nervous than normal
 me:  what did your friends say to you before the death match?
 Tao:  i'm going to buy [keith gessen's book] if it's under $8
 me:  how did you prepare for the match?
 Tao:  i put the poems in a file and printed the file, i read the poems on the screen in my head while using an online stop watch i found and approximated 5-6 minutes worth of poems, at the venue i crossed out two poems on the paper and said 'i won't read that poem' about another poem
 me:  do you feel emo right now?
 Tao:  i do not feel emo right now
 me:  congrats on your victory
i might blog this
 Tao:  thank you, good, if you post it and write 'literary death match' and 'tao lin' in the post it will show up on the link i made so people can click it, giving you more hits
 me:  i know, bitch.
haha jk
Tao:  fuck youm don't take your bad attitude out on me
jk

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

100th Post & Some Things

i would like to 'commemorate' our 100th post by saying congrats to OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!

i just paid some bills online. i am completely solvent, save my student loan which i am paying off gradually.

my work on the short story involving characters named Chet Atkins and William Huddie Ledbetter is currently on hold. i have edited it down some, but feel the amount of words used is not proportionate to the 'essence of the story', which i have settle on. i am going to print the story from microsoft word and edit it that way. this method helps me edit for some reason.

i am reading A Fable by faulkner. i am working on poems, using google docs.

jj posted some of my 'artwork'.

i want to expedite work on The Farside's first print version. i am planning a facebook 'call for submissions'. my original 'call for submissions' didn't 'work'. i want the focus of the first issue to be 'nature' or 'escapism'.

working 40 hrs a week distracts me from creating 'art'. not only during those 40 hrs but also the hrs surrounding them.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Autumn Leaves

The sun is over the hump and settling in at late angles. 
The third season is settling in after a day of rain. 

The autumn air seems to ignite more reminiscent memories. It must be the smell of dying leaves. The wind reminds myself of days tumbling down 'front yard hill.'

So with the exchange rate I bought rock climbing gear in American Dollars. Lucky to have some I guess. Harness and Shoes! Its great. 

Rock climbing is a creative process of interacting with nature, and also a physical sport. 

It's beautiful to lay on your back and look up on a rock wall and decide your day in this fashion. The season is beautiful. If each of our lives were as pure as nature, dying would be this beautiful also. 

Last weekend we climbed at Yeongsu Falls which is this beautiful rock cathedral with a waterfall at its center. Being the dry season the waterfall is just a trickle now. No matter, the lazy spray was a refreshing surprise on your forehead. 

The climbing community is great. Loads of Koreans and Foreigners from all over converging in nature. Camping. Jokes. The right way. 

This weekend we did artificial outdoor walls in Tong Yeong and just today in San Cheong. Its great. I've never felt better honestly. Spending time with good people outdoors. 

This coming weekend there is a big gathering up country in the East among the KOTR community for halloween. You have to dress up and climb in your costume. It will be one of the last outdoor climbs of the season so I'm looking forward to it.  Obviously you need to think practical. I'm planning on being "Fan Death." Fan Death is a Korean myth (widely understood as fact) about sleeping with a fan in the room and dying of asphyxia.  I think ill just paint my death face and string a fan around my throat. 

Enjoying this exercise and discipline. Getting out of my town and bar scene. The people I love of course, but no offense, starting to feel like a weekly high school reunion. Sunday, October 26, 2008

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Story, food, chapbook

I'm writing a short story. Started last weekend. When I finished the initial writing, it was 4751 words. It's currently 4373. I started writing it by recounting a hiking trip I took with a friend. I changed my friend's and my own names to Chet Atkins, or Chet, and Huddie Williams Ledbetter, or Leadbelly. This is to help make it fiction, also a copy 'technique' from Tao Lin's Haley Joel Osment and Dakota Fanning. The characters hike two high peaks of the Adirondacks. I enjoy working on it. I don't feel the story is fictional, yet. When I'm not near the story, I think 'the story has the same tinge of blurriness as all my 'writing'.' This thought is negative. After I force myself to work on it, or after I read a few sentences of the open file, I start changing little things and then, soon, I've combed through a few paragraphs and I feel 'better.'

I've been listening to Felice Brothers FRANKIE'S GUN, WONDERFUL LIFE; Lil Wayne, GO DJ; Cave Singers, HELEN, The Grateful Dead, BLACK PETER...and more I fail to list. I'm drinking Abita Raspberry Wheat Brew - during regular life and while working on the story and other writing things.

I ate some left over pasta five minutes ago, candy as I left work, 3 slices during work, salad with avocado when I got to work, RiceCrispie treat when I got to work, an apple on the way to work, and spinach after I took a shower when I woke up.

WORK SUCKED TODAY

I still want to create a print thing. I think it'd be fun.
No submissions so far, PATHETIC.
This blackness needs some poetic justice.

Poor jaws battle with blood lust.


Given all that you can be

It's still not as much...

...as something free. 
 

Saturday, October 18, 2008

The Farside (chapbook)

i'm making a print version with stuff similar to what's on this blog.

e-mail submissions to miles.mjr@gmail dot com.

i think the acceptance rate will be like 75% because i'm predicting a very low number of submissions.



i don't know when it will come out. the first issue will be free. it may be the one and only issue.

i'll post again when i have the file of the chapbook prepared for print.

this is just a call for submissions.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Somewhere in the French Alps

My avenger has been accused of treason.
I was enacting revenge against myself.
Now, I’m sort of happy.
- Or, at one time in the recent past I was happy
About something -
So, the revenge has not been affective.
It was declared that
I must remain indifferent, ‘at all costs’.
The legacy of happiness leaves an expanding darkness
which the system struggles to sustain within.
This treason has caused irreparable damage,
Continues to cause damage to future operations.
To survive the person inside me has seized control
Of most of the body, and is laying
Claim to a peaceful and orderly empire.


An order has been extende by him,
after some controversy, to execute the traitor.
It was predicted that further violence would
Perpetuate disruption to the system.
Well, now, the traitor is gone and that predicted violence
soaks the sinew of the vessel in an eerie wake.
The ‘dead happiness’ will rest in peace and memory,
And be revered as the greatest defender of the
Soul that has functioned as part of this system.
In counter-action and memorial
a supreme rule resides over the body.
It is a time of reverie and glory, the sun shines
on the body. The stars are brightest in it's night.

It is  a different era of the body.
One of complete order and supreme rule.
The ruler rests in his thrown, tears drying on his face.
He softly enters the dream world.
An angel speaks to him.
“The body must be concord again,
a threat sieges the bodies appendages. Send your noblest
soldiers, or you are not the purest soul to live.”

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

In a NY moment, Everything can change - Eagles

 As of the past 5 months my TV has been unplugged. Not because I am above it or have better things to do, but because my TV is broad casted in a foreign language. 

Since then I have relied on the Internet for media. Its plenty. It is more focused. I can watch what I want to watch. I can learn what I'm curious about. I can evade arresting 30 second advertisements. 

The two Comedy Central shows of John Stewart and Stephen Colbert are the only main stream news shows worth watching.  'Fake News' is the comic guise for the truth. They are quite completely the court jesters of our increasingly medieval time. 

At 22 minutes of taped time I find myself cheering for the truth like a winning football team, and laughing at the same time.  Being sane in an insane world is just funny. 

Of course there are other sources for more broad topics. That requires a mole's nose.

The 'incredulous' voice of the people (internet) has so much garbage, none of it can possibly be true. CNN and FOX are the truth ministry. They're fair and balanced. If that is not fact you are a terrorist. Or even worse, a CONSPIRACY THEORIST.   

Express counter thoughts to national logic and instantly feel the hostility.  The burn from friends is just as good as the burn from Billy Blank's "Tae Bo" video set. Most people are bothered by anyone who is trying to distract them from their clothes and relationships with hard matters.  

But in response to my friend's face book post: 'What're you a political activist now?" 
I say  "I can think of worse things. Baaaa Baaa."

I'm not a political activist. I know one. She's now an expatriate, legally terrorized off the homeland with wiretaps and multiple arrests for organizing protests against Gov't policy.

I'm along with a million disaffected thinkers who still think free speech apply or mean something.                       

Sadly,  FEELING informed is only enough to make us feel good. Not enough for change. 

Recommended: Watch You Tube footage of the peaceful protests at the Dem. and Rep. conventions and the Homeland Security harassment that ensues. 

Recommended: Duke Ellington and red wine. 

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Dream sequence 9/10/08

Hastily, I will try to recall my dream last night.

Where: I was back in Mui Ne, Vietnam, beach resort town. In a series of plywood houses, on the beach under construction.

Who: It was my girlfriend, I and many other white faces who I will call "investors" looking to buy these housing models. Also there was this dark prince, like the grim reaper, who had the power to kill you when you made the wrong 'move.'  There was also two life-less burlesque creatures under the control of a keyboard. 

What: I had pressed some buttons and the creatures started mouthing each other's bodies awkwardly. Wrong move, the dark prince vacantly blacked me out.  Some other chances came, at what, I'm not sure. But all around couples were checking out the prospects of these soon to-be finished houses. Smack on the beach. The waves were inches from the door steps, and there was only a couple inches of concrete above sea level. "They're gonna drown,  I said. All these houses will be ruined."  I didn't see the beauty of this place. 100 houses stacked on a beach with palm trees. But people were getting comfortable, couples laying in bunks in houses not half built. Some where, back in a house my girlfriend was dead. I was sad. The dark prince had got to her. We were all in the room, and the dark prince just looked at me. He was very frightening. He looked perhaps like a tall Eddy Munster. Real classic horror show vaudeville freak. The room looked more like a classroom now. There was a white-board on wheels behind me. With the Dark Prince's gesture, My girlfriend came from a back room sparkling clean from a shower and alive. I was simply shocked that she was alive, I gasped for breath, in tears I fell back into the board, where it carried me into the wall, and I slid down to the floor. The Dark Prince, had done this to me with his eyes. Just blew me back, sucked my air out. 

I was sitting there, known to be a fool and said to the room of people " So, I shouldn't have worried after all?" and the crowd promptly laughed, like I made a good joke. The Dark Prince showed us the door. 

Sunday, September 7, 2008

You just wait a minute. . . 

While you wait I'll wait for you. . . 

I'm waiting to find someone to wait with you. . .



Wednesday, September 3, 2008

excuse

i think i'm going to call out sick today.
i'm going to decide in the next half hour.

i didn't sleep much last night.

the air conditioner was on but my sheets got very sweaty.
i had a sensation that my throat was going to close 
if i fell asleep.

at 5am, when i got up to go to the bathroom,
each muscle ached as if i had been lifting weights
the day before.

i drank water from a tupper-ware container 
because there were no clean glasses.
within 15 minutes, as i tossed and turned, my breath
bounced off the sheets with a putrid vengeance. 

but now it's 9am and my cold sweats don't feel threatening,
my throat feels okay, and my head only hurts
if i shake it in a violent 'yes' or 'no' motion.

i can shop and do laundry, if i stay home.
i can read a book, though i'll probably just watch 2 or 3 movies.

i'm nervous about how convincing i'll sound on the phone.
i'm sure people have 'called out' for less. 

i guess i'm really deciding which environment will feel better today:
this asylum of cheese-tongue sickness or the bright open world.  



Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Big world little visits. My crow-feet need more ink to scratch. Merry wine, absorb happiness. Biggest small place I've ever been

Yes, that is all.

I don't want to eat out of styrofoam much more, though it surely insulates the heat well. Eating out does not resemble much of nature other than the birdcalls of thank you and goodbye.

I'd think the world is better off buddhist. Neutral republics trading for skins. But boiling greens may get old, so my Buddha eats meat. 

Set up my room just right. So being is easy. Life should be like your guitar; not hard to play. 

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Good Dog

Being a travel weary waeguken ambling down a garbage-ridden alleyway in Asia. Along my side the street rat found two months ago now resembling a dog after being fed, loved, and domesticated. 

 

With a head read far into romantic notions I set out on foot into the hills behind the monotonous living towers and age addled tin roofs. Through the alleyways was the preferred route, where you can find, at this hour, families cleaning their plates and taking out trash.

 

I whispered self-administered prayers and thought thoughts of which I hoped to remember. Up there the small mountain waited in darkness, surrounded by the small city of Jinju, singing the cricket saw songs and beating a twig snap drum.

 

Upon the paved path, past the pagoda with giant Turtle and Lion sculptures I found a new way; A farmer’s path that I never tried even in daylight, but now, with darkness securing the people into their homes the Farmer’s path was safe and seductive.

 

For the first time I let my street dog off it’s leash and whispered, “I trust you” into its curious ear. He led the way and dragged behind, being best sentient through his snout, and followed me by little birdcalls and a rattle of a bell. I coaxed him up the farmer’s path, which he did not trust. I lowered myself and invited him into the wooded darkness.

 

Up the path there opened a series of routes. I took any old one that seemed just as good and unknown as the others. All I wanted was a clearing to stop and sit at. Only minutes of hunching under pines that fingered and pinched my back I found just a spot.

 

Sitting consciously practicing unconsciousness, remaining thoughtful. Of the friend who left, of the forlorn sky that needed to be without city, of the peace of mind that came with the wind.

Of the friend who left, after first meeting at a bull fight, telling me of detailed travel plans, another year out into the wonderland of beating it, and just a month ago, at his going away party in an old shared apartment merry with beer and bitter-sweet, after twisting his knee in the beach sands of the Boryeong Mud Festival, he hobbled about the party telling me of returning to Canada to get surgery and to settle down. “It’s time to get myself better, settle down, get a job and a wife.”  Said He. And those were the saddest words I’ve heard him say, he was practicing optimism, and sincerely looking forward to home. The beer helped and I agreed that he should get the surgery and fix his body. It seemed a white flag was waved behind his shoulders by uttering the words “settle down.”  It was, I thought sad, but he seemed happy so who was I and what do I know?

Another character entered my mind; all his ramblings, philosophies, humor and pretentiousness. Sitting at a street table drinking beer amid a country town carnival he commented on the old men who sold corn on the cob and other trinkets from their junk carts. Effortlessly they scowled without reason. They looked mean and distrustful. He mused; “You spend your entire life frowning, you grow old, the wrinkles wrap your face and cast you into sadness. The bitter years take you hostage. Suppose the same thing happens if you smile all your life. You die with a smile on your face, and your still a hostage.” I guess the point, if there ever was one, was to keep changing direction, as was the ways of people you met far from home, but he never said anything else about it, and was already talking about his superiority over his parent’s logic of thought.

 

I was thinking too much so I stopped. I repeated to myself “good dog...good dog.” In order to quell my most prevalent distraction, which was the loose dog somewhere near by, “I trust you” I convinced my self and wandered into my mind, muttering “good dog.”

 

I found a trance method in making little city lights disappear behind thin branches of the nearby brush. I found one red one, that I knew was a transmission tower on the mountain across the river. I steadied my head and tried to make it disappear for as long as possible. Focusing on my breathing and the wind I was quite successful; there was no red light, only the conifer branch and my thoughts. My thoughts didn’t even exist, only my eyes were open to the branches that now hardly existed as they once did, as they transformed in the void. And finally the thinking stopped.

After all this, I noticed that my dog had quite disappeared as well. I stood up, whistled and hooted his two-syllable identity. Nothing. Ten minutes of this and I grew quite panicked.

“Good Dog, My Ass.” I thought. I perched at each corner of the area calling his name and whistling, but only the crickets and leaves, and one distant dog barking, But not his, and way too far off. I traversed off the farmer’s path and back onto the main walk. I followed it further up the mountain continuing my calls and worrying. I could hear the sadness and anger in my girlfriends voice, “How could you trust a street dog?” when I thought about returning home with the empty leash.  Already, quite faithless and pitiful I started making plans for life without the dog that we had briefly loved, realizing that being a tramp was it’s fortune.

 

Not another five minutes up into the darkness I saw his small black figure peeing under a tree and waddling towards me all tongue and smiles. I almost fell to the ground before him as the weight suddenly lifted away. So quickly had all of our fates changed, I was lightheaded with joy. “Good Dog, Good Dog!”

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

why no one really cares when it gets colder

feels like everyone is lying awake in their bunk beds

and it is cold outside but there are still plenty of loud ass crickets

Monday, August 25, 2008

A Post Full of Links

J.J. made a post about me.

My friends and I went to the fake orange magazine release party. It was the first time JJ, Bryan Byrne, Ben Stark, Justin Valenzuela, John O'Sullivan, Alison Zullo, Alfreda
Ljuljdjuraj and other people who went to Yorktown High School met Zachary German.

I'm drinking budweiser cans.

I'm going to read LOST ILLUSIONS by Honore de Balzac when I'm done typing here. I've been reading it since March 2008. I want to finish it 'just to finish it'. I think I like reading books of poetry better than novels.

My favorite novels to read are Faulkner novels. I read Revolutionary Road by Richard Yates, which was good.

My favorite books of poetry are by Matthew Rohrer, Alice Notley, Robert Hass, Gary Snyder, and Mary Oliver.

I also bought a Gary Larson book, The Far Side Gallery 2. 'Good bathroom reading.'


Saturday, August 23, 2008

katydid of ear

the sharpie pen exercises with 20lb dumbbells of natural flavors
he executes being in a room for 8hrs straight with complex molecules
his enzymes scream at the time you were talking to gizelle
gizelle peeled a cool gin fizz from the wall of stickers, looked at frank o'hara
and began the dance of drunks
my love, you'll predict seven thunderstorms, go yellow in the eyes, and make history out of falling from the manhattan bridge
why's daddy so yellow, you ask?
i'll tell you folks grenadine and rye whiskey got me a faded tattoo
but my ass is generally hairless
those undisciplined skate rats have something to say
step up like a thirsty drunk
okay?
i'm going through this roast beef sandwich with disasterous perfidiousness
you're going to drop the fire extinguisher
i'm the best person alive
tell yourself that
it's fun
i never wanted to be anyone else
the charging batteries deny plagiarism, so does wolf blitzer
he has a canker soar and tells you high school was good because of the -----
the sleepless state has something to say
the television speaks through me
i'm not ready to encroach on the decaying witch in the lunchroom
we'll go back through the ass of the david lynch movie
i'll stop my forward advance toward the pines
you'll rhyme something on a data table
my heart prints you this notice
you're hired
what fungus? i just read this poem on another blog
i digested complex molecules and invited them to a couch
in front of a flat screen
the dobro, the surfboard, and my visor
will be at the bar by 10pm
will you be there?

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Jazz Music .1

For those interested in Jazz music there is a whole world to discover. Better said, there is a whole universe out there. You will never see it all, but while your at it you might as well get to know some of the evident constellations, and peek into the murky work of precious nebulae.

First let me say as others have said before; Jazz is but a word, only people need categories to make sense of things, Music is what it is. Don't get caught up in " what is jazz and what isn't jazz." However is it a common word, and I will use it.

Lets start with Jazz Guitar. My first fascination.

It starts largely with two people of two different styles. 

Charlie Christian. This man was arguably the first famous, or respected Jazz guitarist. He gained notoriety with Benny Goodman's Big Band, who hired him after being first skeptical of guitar in Big Bands then, blown away by it. 

Django Reinhardt. This guy was a gypsy in Europe and played guitar with only two fingers up and down the neck because the rest were destroyed in a caravan fire. His material is a lot more accessible than Charlie Christains. What Django does with two fingers is awe inspiring and embarrassing at the same time. 

Wes Montgomery. Wes credits much of his skill to memorizing every Charlie Christian solo. Wes's signature sound was achieved by using octaves and his thumb. His work is extensive. Check out "Live at the Blue Note" album.

Chet Atkins. Here I mention Chet as an incredible guitarist. Despite his Nashville roots and country twang. He could smoke the shit out of a jazz tune. Chet has been an entire galaxy for me. Valuable tool to learn from Chet: Right hand finger picking.

Tal Farlow. Tal had huge hands. His note structure was piano like. Super fast and inspiring. I still know not enough about this man or studied his technique much. 

Lenny Breau.     Beethoven, Mozart of guitar. Or whatever, Master. The sounds this guy created were amazing. Perhaps the most under appreciated Monster Talent Unique guitar player of all time. Check out his pitch harmonics.

Johnny Smith.  Beautiful player. Plays many large stretched out chords. Learn some of his tunes and feel your hands becoming stronger. Famous recording "Moonlight in Vermont"

Grant Green.  Grant was influenced by the horn players of the past. Thus his guitar became horn like. Its rare to hear him play a single chord. Its all single line melodic groove. The guy was awesome. Funky player, and most of his music is very groove oriented as opposed to hard to follow and amorphous.

Joe Pass. His album Virtuoso is just that. And Bold. It is a complete album of one guitar. He knows how to get the most out it. His arrangements are full and leave nothing to the imagination. A lot of work for one guitar.

There are many many many more Guitarists to note. I will pause this effort temporarily. 


Thursday, July 31, 2008

Won't you stop picking on me.

Today the Blithe Society showed their indifference towards the issue of breast cancer by hosting a mens wiffle ball tournament. The 'Athletes' came through, some by bus and some by mom's van. Clearly among the experienced, domination was the goal. The rest wondered why their sister-in-law required them to wear a pink  bracelet to the game. Regardless, there was a hill full of late 20 something pregnant women shouting upon their heroic donators. 

Sandretto didn't have a baby yet, or even one on the way. She was on the hill among the others but resigned herself to a picnic blanket with the best view of the man she once loved. She had a dog. She told it ' Not yet. ' as she chewed baby tomatoes to the tune of the puppies up turned ears. 

Water relieves itself until it becomes fluid. 

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Charge your ipod.


I saw Gary the other day, you know Mr. Larson. He was sitting on the curb out side of a bank with a peeling sign and shuttered windows. He was still showing up to work even though the bank had gone under 4 years ago. He said he was excited about the Olympics coming up in London, and was complaining about fading memories and constant headaches. Gary rolled up his right sleeve and burned a forgotten cigarette into his forearm casually. He said he really admired the Queen. Gary stood up and walked past me toward a black car that pulled up for him. "That's my ride." he said and waved goodbye.

He rolled down the back window and stuck out his nose and glasses. He tossed out a Virginia license plate. "Just follow the sun." He advised. The black car peeled away into dust.

the world pines without your poetry

i want to

who's impatient for that conversation to dissolve?

i don't know. i don't... it's my, i was, my, my

my thumb crashed that car, but not a soul was hurt.

so, i'm telling you, the arch in the financial district
has bats - it has them!

they are there! what's not getting through your drunken skull?

okay, okay, darkness for one thing, the marine corps, and then the way coast guard buzzed by...

but SO WHAT?

listen! ten dollars today, fifteen on saturday, and then after the $300 on sunday
we'll both be roller coaster operators.

you don't know him. 

he's not going to tell you anything you're uncomfortable with.
you just sleep together, get it over with, have a fun night. 

talk to your friends, plan, get dressed, call him once you've had a few drinks.

in ten minutes a chinese man will explode all over your front door.

and that's fine, you know what? that's cool. the worst is over. it's going to work out. 

you know, haha? 

you just know, right?

Thursday, July 24, 2008

bottom of ices

1.

when i was 16 and felt lonely and sad
and lay awake listening to the grateful dead on headphones 

- the black pine branches waving, the
lawn glowing with moonlight behind them -

there was a quick joy in it.

2.

a tiny speck jumps from spot to spot
on the wall hit by lamp light

distracted, i push my finger down on it

close up, its a beautiful neon-green bug

3.

the smooth skinned 
tumble by the rolling pin

and they don't have to think 
about what i'm thinking about


Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Thats Life

Pinkish drink filled European faces, with blood scattered over North America, South Africa, Ireland, England, Australia, and New Zealand are using Asia's educational system as a boon. Imported vessels of the english language wander astray in the land of the morning calm, waiting and drinking at the ports. Pinkish foreign mechanical devices naturally inclined to speak a language that literally translates into cash, move shiftlessly between borders.  

It's a quiet war being fought with culture. After decades of commercial air raids we are here to reinforce the television. Where this cross cultural experiment leads is anyone's guess. Globalization? Or is it just a symptom? The private english school industry is huge. The schools occupy every block of our city. One after the other, more dominant than any fast food restaurant or novelty shops are the 'Hagwans' churning out Asians that memorized Incisors, Canines and Molars.


Sunday, July 20, 2008

low root levels




crying because of their dirty hats, the mountains loitered with the clouds.

cotton = death cloth, read one sign; 

birthday boys extend and collapse in all quadrants when ascending. 

facing the north winds, he said, no one ever takes that trail .

they emerge - angry chocolate-bar-eaters - from the woods.

the forests spied on their packs

and were indifferent towards their attitudes.

a high wind poises four statues there. 

i don't know the range, the junctions, or the bird songs.

people gasp out of nowhere and sit on top.

the tooth, thousands of feet in the air, folds them into the frying pan.

the breakfast in the mountains lifts your eyebrows at their joints, wakes
the toothbrushing and says reuse the dish before washing. 

i'm going all in on this and the anchor moves down.

the dark, yawning fridge hurls a cool sound of falling water.

a calmer tooth crosses the mouth,
a bottle stones the back,  and the sitting on the dry hay mashes the dirt. 

discreetly, tack, vault and pin the rocky point - that edge of the island
floating under my eyebrows. 

mashed up in the car, done with the paper, we grimaced
as our shoulder held the bite blocking us out. 





Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Tv Temple



Don't question your self. Question your surroundings.
Your legs and feet keep your balance without saying a word to your brain. Focus on your breathing. Observe the trees dance with the wind. Listen to the insects and birds in free form jam.Music is what it is. 

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Court Backs Bush on Military Detentions

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
          ---Benjamin Franklin 


This article was tucked neatly away at the bottom of the New York Times newspaper. It is a less than subtle reminder of the fascist state that America is becoming, or has become. 


President Bush has the legal power to order the indefinite military detentions of civilians captured in the United States, the federal appeals court in Richmond, Va., ruled on Tuesday in a fractured 5-to-4 decision.

The decision was a victory for the Bush administration, which had maintained that a 2001 Congressional authorization to use military force after the Sept. 11 attacks granted the president the power to detain people living in the United States.

The court effectively reversed a divided three-judge panel of its own members, which ruled last year that the government lacked the power to detain civilians legally in the United States as enemy combatants.

Ali Al-Marri is the only person on the American mainland known to be held as an enemy combatant. The government contended, in a declaration from the defense intelligence official, Jeffrey N. Rapp, that Mr. Marri was a Qaeda sleeper agent sent to the United States to commit mass murder and disrupt the banking system.

Mr. Marri was arrested on Dec. 12, 2001, in Peoria, Ill., where he was living with his family and studying computer science. He was charged with credit-card fraud and lying to federal agents, and was on the verge of a trial on those charges when he was moved to military detention in 2003.

“This decision means the president can pick up any person in the country — citizen or legal resident — and lock them up for years without the most basic safeguard in the Constitution, the right to a criminal trial,” said Jonathan L. Hafetz, a lawyer for Mr. Marri.

Mr. Marri’s unusual situation played a role, said Robert M. Chesney, a law professor atWake Forest University. Mr. Marri “was lawfully present in the U.S. and then arrested and held here, as opposed to being a noncitizen captured in a foreign land,” Professor Chesney said. “This consideration makes his case more difficult even in the eyes of relatively conservative jurists.”

“This does not mean that al Marri, or similarly situated American citizens, would have to be freed,” Judge Motz wrote. “Like others accused of terrorist activity in this country they could be tried on criminal charges and, if convicted, punished severely." 

In the conclusion of his long opinion, Judge Wilkinson said terrorism cases presented courts with special challenges.

“We may never know,” he said, “whether we have struck the proper balance between liberty and security, because we do not know every action the executive is taking and we do not know every threat global terror networks have in store.”

Friday, July 4, 2008

where health care can't save you

health care can't save your soul.

the doctor says sentimental things on the back of
obstinate timetables.

you can die in a way that no one will be sad or miss you.

i'm so sad though!

you can die in the health care system and not even
think about your soul during your last 3 weeks.

the doctor spent 3 weeks sad enough to remember obstinate timetables don't repair movement to the human condition.

that was the end of the doctor's life, no one will miss you,
and i'm so sad i can't philosophize the presence of a soul.

health care doctors exude harmonies you can't. my doctor harmoniously
diagnosed me with suffering. i am suffering from a certain type of oil.

i read and read and i just don't get it.
in all of the 3 weeks i wasn't trying to get on top of it.
we all need obstinate timetables for reading. they will
push you down into the pocket from the outside.
you will be in the inside point of the pocket
and still feel busy.
if you can still feel busy without an obstinate timetable,
then you are surviving without health care.

millions of people go through the system. you have to think,
'i'll only know if i try it for myself'.

he said, '---- everything.' his lively motion exudes a mumbled comment.

the black fencing of the city parks coalesce the gloom
between health care and time.

she redigests most of the readings.
only the dangling spiral staircase that doesn't reach the floor, the city park fences, a gloom, and a questionable health care system are lively and moving.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Nam Gang

Oh how I want to be the man I used to be. 
A river's fascinating rhythm takes over me. 
Wake's insensitive glare and ivory keys
turned sun to pale to Portuguese.

One day you'll be thinking
to represent nothing but blinking. 
Palm over eyes and ears
waiting years for big skies
bleached with faith and lies. 
Oh how I want to be the world I used to be.

Monday, June 23, 2008

you have to say something

Obligation is a big headed guy who is red in the face, hairless, bad skinned,
fat armed, necked and shouldered, sitting in a deli, always leaning forward, looking over your head.

Nothing fun will make him happy like TV or an unexpected conversation about existence.

He'll eat a turkey sandwich from a bodega or takeout from a Thai restaurant,

but you have to attack him early in the morning with a heavy duty fishing net and a rusty metal bar.

He'll come back to the same street corner every week day and he'll only speak Russian and wear silver rings and chew on a toothpick; so forget about reasoning with him.

When you think about it existentially, as if the physical world weren't shaped the way it is, as if highways didn't mean so much to us, he's really a cobra.

He's your cobra, and you are the cobra because you own it. You are an obligatory cobra who made a comparison early in life. Eventually the perfidious comparison tapered into a cobra tail. It's always dragging on the floor near you. You are operating an erect cobra head, and life's soundtrack is a dance beat with sharp high-hatting.

You see a feeble cobra tail escape around corners and into sewer drains. You are scared when you're high. How long could your body possibly be. There is no possible control and you feel dirty from its dragging.

You are antsy to be bitten. You need to be bitten because you are something you can't tell you are without experiencing a riveting attack.

You go to the pet store with a friend and ask if you could have a snake, preferably a cobra, bite you.

They say, 'yes. come to the back.'

'Fuck. O.K. It's happening.'

'Here. Here's a cobra. We don't even keep him caged. Just lean you forearm near his little bed there.'

'Fuck. O.K. It's happening. You did this to yourself.'

Saturday, June 21, 2008

The Myth of Fan Death

Funny thing. In Korea there is a belief that if you leave an electric fan on in an enclosed room it sucks the oxygen out of the room and kills you. Medical professionals believe this. Now I'm not saying the Korean people are any stupider than Americans, but they hold onto these trivial beliefs. The US Beef thing is a huge deal here. Not sure if anyone has noticed state side but in Seoul there were violent protests. Everyone hates the Korean Gov't for lifting a 2003 ban on US beef because of the mad cow scare. It's a real touchy subject. Fear spreads like wildfire. Years earlier there was a chicken scare because of the Avian flu I think. Chickens disappeared from the supermarkets. But dog is a delicacy here. You only see small dogs for pets. 

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Dr. Diamond Pt. 1

The dentist offices of Dr. Diamond and Dr. Shaw, located in an affluent area of suburban New York are clean and cold. The inner corridors beyond the reception smells of rubber gloves and sanitizer. Behind the counter the receptionist paints her nails and sips coffee. Only her hands, brushing each other delicately can be seen from the low frosted glass panel. The office is such that you have to bend down and talk to the space between the glass and the counter upon entering. Once seated, the patients listen to the assistants with two-year degrees taking standing calls from behind the foggy glass. They shuffle the numerous magazines, getting up for another or trading some. Golf Today, Beautiful Skin, Washington Dump, East Hamptons Travel, Time for Kids. They were all scattered on the little end tables next to big fake plants. The philosophy was too keep a broad spectrum of magazine subscriptions and a working coffee maker in the waiting area at all times, and they would come. The location helped of course.

The names Dr. Diamond and Dr. Shaw are plastered outside on the third floor of the office building. The building is white stone with black mirrored windows. The sign is highly visible from the Starbucks and the main stretch of downtown traffic . The suburban New York hamlet boasts some of the priciest real estate the country has to offer. The neighborhoods date back to the 1800s. Contemporary but historical. Near the train. Circled with SUVs. An entire immigrant population sustained on lawn care, house upkeep, and surrogate parenthood.

Susan Clancy was new to the neighborhood. She was single with a job as a Nurse Practitioner and renting a decent little apartment above a vitamin and supplements shop. Without insurance yet, or a trip to the dentist in years Susan booked an appointment with Dr. Diamond on the advice of her friend; Mary Goldstien, who has been helping her adjust. Your gonna love him Mary explained as a matter of fact. 

So Mary waited and read 3 articles from Beautiful Skin before she was called into the labyrinth of halls and examination rooms. "Dr. Diamond will be with you in a moment" the assistant informed her after setting her up in the chair.

Dr. Diamond ushered himself in, made a brief introduction and a bad joke. He spent another moment bragging about someone he knew that "maybe you know too?" He showered her friend Mary Goldstien with adornment. "Such a delight that woman, if there was anyone that...you know would...Well...It would be her." He explained. "Ok lets get started!" He clapped his hands.

"My my, Miss Clancy you have the sweetest eyes. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Not in a long time, Dr. Diamond." Susan squirmed in the reclined dentists chair, blinded by the monstrous light that hung over her face.

"Do I make you uncomfortable Miss Clancy?" Dr. Diamond spoke softly through his surgeons mask, delicately preparing a small table with various gleaming instruments.

"No, no Dr. Diamond, Its just very cold in here." Susan bit her lip.

Dr. Diamond put on latex gloves. The smell of the gloves sickened Susan. She always hated the Dentist. He picked up the scraping utensil and the mirror.

"Some people say I make them uncomfortable. My partner complains that it's bad for business. Open up, let's have a look."

Dr. Diamond made small noises once he got to look inside Susan's mouth. She even thought she heard him whisper 'yes, yes' very faintly behind his mask. Susan was sure that she hated him. She wondered how her friend Mary could ever recommend him.

"Caa uu turr ouu uh ahh?"

"Im sorry, what was that Susan?" Dr. Diamond took the utensils out of her mouth.

"I said could you turn down the air? It really is freezing in here."

"Oh look at that, you have goose-bumbs." Dr. Diamond smiled behind his mask, pinching his eyes. "Are you sure it isn't me?"

"I think it's cold is all."

"Yes, it is. I like it that way. I'm sorry, I'll be right back." He winked at her and left the room.

Susan watched Dr. Diamond slip around the corner into the hall. She sighed in disgust, "Fucking Mary," she thought. Susan felt the cold air blast die down and felt a little better. She started to remember playing Yahtzee with her mother as a child when the doctor returned.

"Hows that?" Dr. Diamond exclaimed, shutting the door behind him. He was holding a cylinder tank with an oxygen mask attached to it. 

"What the is that!?" Susan asked, frightened. 

 "Oh this is just some good old laughing gas, want some? Dr. Diamond was cheerful, like he just walked in with a six-pack.

"No, I don't. Can we finish up here? This is just a check up." Susan stopped being cordial. This was the last time she was coming here.

Dr. Diamond smiled again. "I'm sorry, Susan. Susan? You're going to have to put this mask on.

"Excuse me! I will not."

Dr. Diamond maneuvered himself in front of Susan and grabbed her wrist. "There was a slight fracture in one of your molars, and I'm going to have to put you under, so you don't feel any pain."

"Get your hands..."

"Ssshhhh, just breathe it in Susan." Dr. Diamond had the muzzle around her mouth and turned the valve on the tank three times. The tank began hissing, Susan's eyes became distant. The last thing she saw was the fading smile of Dr. Diamond.

Monday, June 2, 2008

BEHOLD...THE GOLDEN BEAR!

Explain the Jaguar Uprising mission, How it came to be, and why Zachary German and the likes have been targeted.

First of all! Hello, internet! I am THE GOLDEN BEAR! (...thegoldenbear!)
The Jaguar Uprising is the most talented and dynamic group of writer-athletes the world has ever seen. The Jaguar Uprising is coming for the belts. We are serious, we are sincere. Our initial aspirations are small: Infiltrate online literary community and exploit it. Zachary German is just a small salmon, The Golden Bear's gonna gobble him up in no time. The Jaguar Uprising's got bigger fish to fry. Our plan is simple. It starts with Tao Lin. From Tao Lin, Dean Koontz. From Dean Koontz, the world.
But actually, if I'm being completely honest (and I am being completely honest because I am the Captain of Candor, the Sultan of Sincerity, and the General of Genuineness), I'd say the primary mission of the Jaguar Uprising is making money.

A lot of time has been spent mocking the Bear Parade and it's writers. The Bore Parade website is one example of this. Are online feuds a legitimate hobby?

The Golden Bear doesn't really "understand" this "question", but will try his "Golden" "best" to give you a "Golden" "answer".
Look, The Golden Bear is an entertainer. The Golden Bear is a writer-athlete. The Golden Bear loves his fans. The Golden Bear has a responsibility to those fans. By talking his Golden shit, The Golden Bear's is just trying his best to give his fans what they want, while keeping the rest of these bear parading mother-fuckers on their toes.
For Golden example, The Golden Bear read on your blog that "Eat When You Feel Sad" is "funny". What? That shit is not funny. Baconator's are funny. P.O.D. is funny. Feeling fucking great is funny. "Eat When You Feel Sad" is depressing and dumb.
My final "Golden" "answer" to your "Golden" "question": Online shit talking is most certainly a legitimate hobby, because it creates controversy and Kontroversy Kreates Kash™.

Are you offended by vegans?

Yes.

Once your Kash and been accumulated and your Golden kingdom lay claimed, what then will you do?

I don't really know. Me, and The American Mystic Man; Two Tears Boye have a couple of screenplays in the works, either for major motion picture events or a syndicated television series.
The Golden Bear will probably use the money to buy a professional wrestling ring and me and the rest of the guys from the Uprising will learn how to wrestle for real. I can finally practice my finishing move, "The Hibernator" which is a modified frog-splash from the top rope.

Your talk of global domination sounds much like dictators of the past, who have failed. Do you think your brand of domination will be effective? Will the Jaguar Uprising adequately fill the creative void that would ensue?

Well, the thing about the Jaguar Uprising is, and I think I may have misrepresented the uprising earlier in my haste to be witty and interesting; it's not about really about one person, one group, or one set of ideologies. The Jaguar Uprising is about taking literature back to the common man. Tao Lin, Zachary German, and a lot of the other bear paraders are writing from a certain niche, for a certain niche. A hyper-aware set of self-conscious, hip, vegan, New Yorkers. The Golden Bear likes to read books, The Golden Bear likes to write. The Golden Bear does not identify as a hyper-aware self-conscious hip vegan New Yorker. The Golden Bear identifies as a Golden Bear. T.T.B. identifies as an American Mystic Man. Daryl identifies as both a blacksmith and the greatest right-fielder of all time. We want to be accessible to everyone, mystic men, blacksmiths, right fielders, and bears.
Sorry, that's really long, but to give you the short answer, no, we can't fail because the Jaguar Uprising represents everyone, and everyone can't be wrong.

Keeping 'Kash' in mind, what golden beer will sponsor the golden bear?

Koch's Golden Anniversary beer from High Falls Brewing Company in Rochester, New York. It is a Golden can that is wearing a red ribbon and a gold medal.

If there were two things the American people needed to know, what would they be?

Hmmm, that's a good question. Since The Golden Bear is the Captain of Candor, the first thing the American people need to know is that it is important to always be honest, in everything. And the second thing is to wear sunscreen.

Is the Jaguar Uprising a collectivist society or is there specifically one all-star they care to promote?

Wow, another good question, you are really working hard here. I think in principle we are a collectivist society as I mentioned earlier, but if I had to pick a leader or all-star, I'd have to say it's The Industry, Mike Bushnell. That guy is so dedicated to his work and our cause and I'd like nothing more in life than to see him score a 15 book deal with some publishing company. We recently went to New York City for Tao Lin's launch party, and I heard people say that I, The Golden Bear, was the leader of the Uprising. While I'm flattered, this is not the case. The Jaguar Uprising rises and falls on The Industry's whim, win or lose, he decides.

Is turning the masses on to professional wrestling a main goal for the Jaguar Uprising?

Ok, Mr. Mike of the Farside, you've been on a roll, but The Golden Bear is disappointed with this question. You need to do some research. The Masses ARE turned on to professional wrestling. World Wrestling Entertainment, the largest professional wrestling promotion in the history of the world, rakes in about 350 million dollars in revenue per year. They broadcast 7,000 hours of original programming in over 100 international markets. The official website, WWE.com gets over 250 million page views a month. I'd like to see Tao Lin do that.
A better question would have been, "is turning the literary community on to professional wrestling a goal of the Jaguar Uprising". The answer to that question would be yes, yes it is.
What hook of the wrestling entertainment phantasmo should excite the literary community? Believing of course the WWE staff writers will be spared, how will they fit in with Regime?
The writers will not be spared. They are terrible. The WWE product is terrible. The writers will be first to go. We will be the writers. You can be a writer. The Golden Bear will be a writer. The talent is in the wrestlers themselves and the characters they create. They are storytellers. Some of them are very good at it. You should all check out this blog post, which has a good example of "promos" which are interviews wrestlers give to promote themselves and their characters. In the first one, notice the similarities with The Golden Bear.

I feel I'm getting off target. I want to know more about the hierarchy of the Jaguar Uprising. Who executes what?

Ummm. Hierarchy? We don't really have a hierarchy, we just all sort of do our own thing. Like I said, The Industry is probably the most dedicated, in the sense that he regularly produces literature. Daryl is the most dedicated in terms of randomly posting long and incoherent shit on other people's comment boards. TTB is so mystic it's hard to tell what he's up to. He also owes Bear Parade ZZZZZ ZZZ ZZZZZZ, which we are still waiting on. Basically, we need more people for the uprising. If you are reading this and you write, or draw, or make movies, e-mail your shit to elkjaguar@gmail.com. If it is good we will post it. If you are reading this and you feel as though you have a pro-wrester in your heart, find a macbook and record a promo. It will be hilarious, I promise.

What is the most significant piece of literature the Uprising has produced as a whole, is it the satire and plagiarism of "Drink and You'll Feel Fucking Great?" Or something else we should look at?

The Golden Bear likes "Drink And You'll Feel Fucking Great" because The Golden Bear wrote it. I also don't think it's plagiarism, because I don't believe in plagiarism. I think the Gospel of Tom Cruise is very good. TTB has a story that is not on the internet, but it is very good. A lot of what we write we haven't posted yet. I have a story about the Chris Benoit murder-suicides that we haven't done anything with. "Tidal" is forthcoming from Mike Bushnell. So really, just stay tuned good stuff will be coming. The Jaguar Uprising may be goofy and somewhat lazy, but we have talent, and we are coming for the belts.

I will ask one more question to conclude this interview. First I want to thank you for your candor and ask to be spared as well during this siege. Who is the greatest wrestler of all time?

Holy fucking shit Mike from farside. You're not messing around, huh? You just went straight for the jugular. I don't know if I can answer this question. How would I pick. Technical skill? In-ring ability? Mic-skills? Charisma? Athleticism? General craziness? How bout I give you a list?

In no particular order:

'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair, 'The American Dream' Dusty Rhoads, Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior, 'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Debiase, Santino Marella, Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, The Undertaker, Jake 'The Snake' Roberts, 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin, The Rock, Curry Man, Kurt Angle, 'The Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels, Vince McMahon, Mick Foley, Sabu, Kane, Murdoch, Jim Morrison 'the shaman of sexy', DX, NwO, The Ministry, The Corporation, The Corporate Ministry, Christian Cage, Edge, Itchweed, Memphis, Jerry 'The King' Lawler, Sting (kinda), The Nation of Domination, JBL, John Cena, Triple H, Umaga, William Regal, Tom Cruise, Tatanka, Doink, Hornswaggle, Chris Benoit, Ken Kennedy, Carlito (kinda), Jim 'the anvil' Niedhart, Ken Shamrock, The Big Bossman, Latino Heeeat, Owen Hart, D'lo Brown, Gangrel, Meat, Al Snow, The Goodfather, The Godfather, Savio Vega, Val Venis, Gillberg, Bob Holly, Steve Blackman, George 'the animal' Steele, Mosh and Thrasher, The Legion of Doom, Mantaur, 'rowdy' Roddy Piper, Dean Malenko, Too Sexy and Too Hot, Curt Hennig, Macho Man, Disco Inferno, Booker T, La Parka, 'the loose cannon' Brian Pillman, Papa Shango, The Shockmaster, Dino Bravo, Honky Tonk Man, I.R.S., 'nature boy' Buddy Rogers, Dynamite Kid, King Kong Bundy, Killer Kowalski, Sycho Sid, Ax and Smash, Balls Mahoney, the Von Erichs, Mike Tyson, Bobby 'the brain' Hennan, Taz, 'cowboy' bob orton, Awesome Kong, Super Crazy, Festus, Hillbilly Jim, Bam Bam Bigelow

Thanks for the interview Mike from Farside. I love you.

-The Golden Bear!

(...thegoldenbear!)

Thursday, May 29, 2008

size part II

Part II

concrete thing
word
thought
emotion
thought-emotion circulation
behavior
concrete thing
word
thought

size part I

Part I
Single Cell or Protist

amoeba: oozes a pseudopod into an unknown direction, senses something harmful, retracts, then oozes a pseudopod in a different direction; finds a bountiful living space with food.

paramecium: propels forward it's directional tubular body with paddling cilia, rams something inedible, hot, cold, or harmful, reverses; finds a bountiful living space with food or dies.

Protist Colony or Many-Celled
volvox: propelled by flagellum, tails that whip, 'sees' with light sensitive cells at the front of the 'colony ball', made of different cells - all connected by a protoplasmic thread - from the back of the 'colony-ball', which have longer steering flagellum; only reproduces by individual cell mitosis and only consumes by individual cell permeability, which are of several different types, but finds bountiful living space by use of 'seeing' cells co-operating/co-dependence with propelling cells.

Larger Protist Types
hypothetical paramecium: same as paramecium, but made of organelles which are similar to single cells; compared to volvox are more like a many-celled organism because the cells are all different but refer to one 'overhead' nucleus, like a brain.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

"We are grateful to the Washington Post, The New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subjected to the lights of publicity during those years. But, the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries."

David Rockefeller Baden-Baden, Germany 1991

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Disturbing and Brief look at a Timeline that should make you suspicious

J. Edgar Hoover, ex-FBI director on the New World Order conspiracy: 

"The individual is handicapped by coming face-to-face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." 

George H.W. Bush's comment: "If the American people knew what we have done, they would string us up from the lamp posts."

November 11, 1918 ---The end of World War I, after signing the Armistice at the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month.

1933 -- The Shape of Things to Come by H.G. Wells is published. Wells predicts a second world war around 1940, originating from a German-Polish dispute. After 1945 there would be an increasing lack of public safety in "criminally infected" areas. The plan for the "Modern World-State" would succeed on its third attempt (about 1980), and come out of something that occurred in Basra, Iraq

September 11, 1941 -- Construction officially began at the Pentagon. 60 years later to the day, the Pentagon was to be attacked on the fateful September 11, 2001.

November 22, 1963 -- President Kennedy is assassinated on November 22, 1963. He was killed according to the occult number signature of eleven [11]. He was killed in the 11th month, on the 22nd day (11 x 2). He was also killed in the Masonic Dealey Plaza, the most powerful secret society in the world today to whom the number 11 is extremely important. 

September 11, 1972 -- The world was introduced to terrorism at the 1972 Munich Olympic Games. There were 11 Israeli athletes killed. Exactly 29  years (2+9 =11) after this attack, another more despicable horror occurred - The 9/11 terrorist attacks on the WTC.

September 11, 1973 -- Chilean President Salvador Allende is killed in a brutal military coup led by General Augusto Pinochet. Henry Kissinger was strongly implicated in this attack, and if he were to ever stand trial in an International Court, it is likely we would be charged with masterminding this coup and ordering the assassination of Allende. Henry Kissinger was in charge of the 9/11 investigation. Why?

September 11, 1990 -- President Bush calls the Gulf War an opportunity for the New World Order.

September 11, 2001 -- Eleven years to the day after President Bush [Senior] delivers his speech to Congress entitled Toward a New World Order, and 1 year and 1 day after the official birth of the New World Order, "terrorists" attack and destroy the World Trade Center and severely damage the Pentagon.

October 11, 2001 -- Tom Brokaw announces the world has formed into the New World Order.

October 26, 2001 -- President Bush signs legislation into law that gives Federal Government dictatorial powers and severely -- if not fatally -- erodes individual liberties and rights.

March 20, 2003 -- US starts invasion of Iraq, exactly 555 days after September 11, 2001. The start of WWIII?

March 11, 2004 -- Madrid, Spain. Exactly 911 days after Sept. 11th, 2001, over 200 people are killed and thousands are injured when deadly simultaneous attacks are launched on several trains in "retaliation" for the involvement of Spanish troops in the occupation of Iraq.