breaking larson's ass

we deeply apologise to gary larson
we have highjacked his name.

intending to make some train tracks
or metal gary larson comics we stole what
was left of gary larson

and poured really good honey raspberry
beer on his grave.

Yea sorry gary. You drew funny cartoons. Sometimes they werent as funny as you must have thought. Cuz sometimes i didnt laugh. Then it was'nt funny gary. Then you stopped drawing cartoons. and I was 9. I grew up not knowing what was funny. Bcus of you gary.

Yeah GARY! hate to make you feel really bad but GARY! where did you go?
I remember eating some elios pizza and thinking, man those tight jeans
make me go through puberty on that hot chick,
but YOU GARY!

Well that's it, sorry Gary. I hope you don't mind ever reading this. Because we're pretty sure no one else will either. So thats it .